Sophie’s Substack

“You People” Is an Offensive, Unfunny Mess

Also: Is Alix Earle an AI experiment conducted by Harvard University? Plus: Alec Baldwin is officially facing consequences, and his wife Hilaria (née…

Jan 31, 2023

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I… Actually Enjoyed an Awards Show For Once?

Plus: my thoughts on Hailey Bieber's recent contribution to the "nepo baby" discourse, Lisa Rinna's termination, and Jax Taylor's newest lie.

Jan 11, 2023

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December 2022

It’s “Business” As Usual For Arielle Charnas

Enjoy this extra-long newsletter as a holiday treat!

Dec 17, 2022

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“The White Lotus” Is All I Think About

Tappy tappy tay... 🎶

Dec 3, 2022

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November 2022

Lily-Rose Depp Perfectly Demonstrates the Delusion of Nepo Babies

Plus: I hate this part of the Pete Davidson cycle.

Nov 19, 2022

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It’s Not “Getting Canceled”—It’s Protecting Jewish Lives

Plus, the problem with Emily Ratajkowski's brand of feminism.

Nov 4, 2022

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October 2022

I, For One, Am Thrilled About James Corden’s Downfall

And the Kardashians'.

Oct 21, 2022

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I Found Out What a “Try Guy” Is So You Don’t Have To

Plus, Trevor Noah and Billy Eichner are both having a bad time right now.

Oct 8, 2022

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September 2022

The Tragic, Spectacular Failure To Make the Peltz-Beckhams Happen

Plus, "The Bachelor" franchise continues to crash and burn, and Arielle Charnas's followers are... speculating.

Sep 24, 2022

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Erika Jayne, You Heartless Wench

Plus: Why does Michaela Podolsky have a platform again? And the Kardashians are klawing for relevancy in more desperate fashion than usual.

Sep 9, 2022

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August 2022

No, Greg Grippo Will Not Be the Next Bachelor—Nor Should He Be

Plus: Shep is the new Jax, and the influencer that seems to never leave her house!

Aug 27, 2022

Who Told Nick Viall He's Qualified to Give Relationship Advice For a Living?

I'm so tired.

Aug 12, 2022

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